I think I have Internal Tourettes’. I am not sure if this is a Recognised Condition. But if not, it should be for the sake of humanity.
It mostly happens to me when I am on Public Transport. I say things that would make that kid in The Exorcist blush. People get in my way, they smell and they are mostly unreasonable.
What sort of things are you saying to yourself internally?
Er – I realised that those comments, may in fact have offended certain people!